'I'm Scottish, but when Holland play football I'm a Dutchman'

'Here we can enjoy our lives together with no prejudice'

'The Dutch park next to you, even when the car park is empty'

'A new culture – as gruelling as it can be -- is very rewarding'

'There isn't much better than a plate of tiny pancakes'

'I’m a massive fan of cheese and love trying all the different ones'

'I made most progress in learning Dutch at the local rowing club'

'I've finally given up trying to look good in the rain'

'Dutch potatoes are the best I have ever eaten'

'The Dutch are responsible for the cultivation of orange carrots'