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An outbreak of a rat-borne virus on a cruise ship triggers mass anxiety as phrases like “self-isolation” and “test and trace” re-enter the lexicon. Local mayors are growing increasingly frustrated with The Hague’s reluctance to condemn violent protests outside refugee centres. Environmental campaigners are distraught as the man who led a string of successful court cases against major polluters takes Tata Steel’s shilling. And in sport, the passportgate saga is resolved while crisis club Vitesse Arnhem are thrown yet another lifeline in their battle to survive.